(n) Opposite of smartphone. A cellphone which has little or no advanced features such as a large, bright screen, or applications such as Email and Web browsing.

Cingular wanted to sell me a $399 Pocket PC with an $80-a-month unlimited voice and data contract, but I told them to stick it. I bought a free-after-rebate dumbphone instead.

dumbphone by flyingfish November 25, 2006

Word of the Day on December 3, 2021

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dumbshittery

Noun

The state or quality of being \"dumb as shit\" (see dumbshit)

\"Why must you continue with this most foul of dumbshittery?\"

\"I\'m afraid that your dumbshittery discloses far more in reference to your intelligence than you would wish to reveal!\"

\"WTF is with ur dumbshittery u fag?!!!\"

dumbshittery by Truest-Chaos April 26, 2005

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Suck a dick dumbshits

Same as "suck a dick dumbshit", but in plural.

"popularized by Sarah Lynn this common phrase is a respectful way to wish someone well when leaving a situation."

"My new catchphrase will be: Suck a dick dumbshits!"

Suck a dick dumbshits by Scooby-Doo. December 2, 2020

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dont put people on here dumbshits

no one wants to know about your gay friends on a fucking dictionary.

teeheehee jim- a hot stud at my school ..... NO ONE GIVES A FUCKING CRUSTY ASSHOLE YOU DUMB CUNT STAIN

dont put people on here dumbshits by i love my mom May 4, 2003

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