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Dupuyness 

The condition of being completely ignorant of the fact that other people know you are a fucking compulsive liar and that they cannot stand to be around you or hear you speak.
Your stupidity is only exceeded by your utter Dupuyness.
Dupuyness by Judge Presiding July 29, 2011
The act in which someone appreciates the very word that is dude.
Dude I have so much dudeyness that no other dudes can compare.
Dudeyness by Bulldog956820 August 9, 2016

dickyness 

To show constant signs of being a DICK !!!
To BAG ON others FS threads!
To TALK SMACK then run away like a GIRL !
Ignore that guys dickyness !
dickyness by ummm. March 14, 2007

Dickness 

The essence of dick
Scotty: Hayley totally wanted to blow me, but she already blew Kemper like an hour ago, so I denied her because I didn't want his dickness all up on my cock.
Dickness by KemperHoeDoes May 8, 2011
The general state of being, acting like, or exhibiting characteristics of a dick.
Mike's overall dickiness really pissed Chris off, but Debbie couldn't have cared less.
Dickiness by Santa_Cerveza April 16, 2008

Dockness 

Darker than darkness. Basically it's absolute darkness - 1
Ruler of all goths. Wears atleast 5lbs of eyeliner, and has to be in ownership of atleast 2 corsets and a pair of high heel combats that go up to the knees. Sounds almost identical to the bad guy played on the Inspector Gadget television shows. Sticks and stones may break her bones but chains and whips definitally excite her! Not normally seen in daylight, but watch out becuase she lurks in the shadows of the night waiting for YOU to be her next tragic victim. You have been warned.
Dockness is the daughter of satan, also considered "Devil's little girl"
Dockness by J-Word July 30, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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