dickyness 

To show constant signs of being a DICK !!!
To BAG ON others FS threads!
To TALK SMACK then run away like a GIRL !

Ignore that guys dickyness !

dickyness by ummm. March 14, 2007

dickyness 

A person who is a total assfuckingpieaceofshit.

matt's dickyness was off the charts today

dickyness by themainmanz July 2, 2016

Dickpressed 

When you are in the need of dick and it’s causing depression.

“ugh I’m so dickpressed!”

“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”

Dickpressed by Sargonnas January 4, 2018

dickless trap 

Basically the father that abandoned you, but in the body of an anime girl with an oem vagina. Extremely hot, will fix your car, beat your ass. Seems like a trap, but isn't. XX, feminine features, though high in Testosterone.

"She always has these boyfriends with daddy issues"
"Obviously, she's a dickless trap after all"

dickless trap by src101 January 13, 2022

dickpressed 

Lack of sexual activity for an extended period of time, causing someone to become depressed.

GIRL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG. I THINK IM DICKPRESSED.

dickpressed by anailyak June 16, 2016

dickpression 

The state of being sad or upset because of the loss of dick in your life.

John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?

James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.

dickpression by TheMusicMan000 August 15, 2016

dickless

ONe without having a male sex organ or one that lacks courage.

Cletus is DICKLESS because he doesn't want to step up to that hottie.

dickless by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003