n. (Your Dudness or His Dudeness or Her Dudeness) title used to establish one's ultimate position in the "dude" hierarchy, "Dudeness" being the ultimateruler of all or at least most other dudes.
The condition of being completely ignorant of the fact that other people know you are a fuckingcompulsive liar and that they cannot stand to be around you or hear you speak.
Your stupidity is only exceeded by your utter Dupuyness.
Used to explain one who constantly criticizes and berates others to tear down all sense of their self esteem and ego for the sole purpose of raising ones own entertainment.
"Did you see Carl make fun of that kid; he was defenseless."
"Yeah, Carl was really showing his dedeness."
Diddyness is the slightly shortened way of saying, the Diddyness Scale. a Scale invented by one of the Founding Fathers of the Diddyz. The scale is a logarithmic scale that gives a ranking from the reference score. The Ranking can be used to show if you are above other Diddyz, and how high you rank in society.
The scale is given by:
D = 10 log(S/S*)
ie, 10 times the log of your score divided by Reference.
Note: The Reference (S*) is 10^5
Jimbo: Hey matt you part of the diddyz?
Matt: Yeah mate!
Jimbo: Whats your Diddyness?
Matt: About 200!
Jimbo: Dude that must have taken forever.
Matt: Sure did
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.