dinkyness

its like a couple definitions of dinky. Where it is laughably small but also in some way cute

Year 7 kids: you hate them coz they are small but u feel sorry for them and some are cute so u say "look at the dinkyness!"

by xMariex May 13, 2005

Dankness

the dankness, or superdank, is the stickiest of the icky, the craziest of the haziest, dope, delicious, dankness.

(cough, cough), hahahahahah, damn, this shit is the dankness

by vagina coastguard December 28, 2005

Dankness

a measurement of how dank a meme is.

Damn, that was an illegal amount of dankness in that sanic meme

by The shreky meme master October 17, 2017

Diggity-Dankness

Very high quality marijauna, usually grown indoors, via hydroponics system.

Damn that bud's the diggity-dankness

by Dj Puck October 14, 2004

IB Dankness

A term to call someone who cracks out jokes that are nowhere near funny nor are the jokes even remotely amusing (based on the username of an unfunny meme page)

“Dude stop being such an IB Dankness”

Person 1: *bad joke*

Person 2: Wow, you’re just as funny as IB Dankness

by literallystfu August 26, 2019

diddyness

Diddyness is the slightly shortened way of saying, the Diddyness Scale. a Scale invented by one of the Founding Fathers of the Diddyz. The scale is a logarithmic scale that gives a ranking from the reference score. The Ranking can be used to show if you are above other Diddyz, and how high you rank in society.

The scale is given by:

D = 10 log(S/S*)

ie, 10 times the log of your score divided by Reference.

Note: The Reference (S*) is 10^5

Jimbo: Hey matt you part of the diddyz?
Matt: Yeah mate!
Jimbo: Whats your Diddyness?
Matt: About 200!
Jimbo: Dude that must have taken forever.
Matt: Sure did

by waly913 April 8, 2008

dickyness

To show constant signs of being a DICK !!!
To BAG ON others FS threads!
To TALK SMACK then run away like a GIRL !

Ignore that guys dickyness !

by ummm. March 14, 2007