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Dockness 

Darker than darkness. Basically it's absolute darkness - 1
Ruler of all goths. Wears atleast 5lbs of eyeliner, and has to be in ownership of atleast 2 corsets and a pair of high heel combats that go up to the knees. Sounds almost identical to the bad guy played on the Inspector Gadget television shows. Sticks and stones may break her bones but chains and whips definitally excite her! Not normally seen in daylight, but watch out becuase she lurks in the shadows of the night waiting for YOU to be her next tragic victim. You have been warned.
Dockness is the daughter of satan, also considered "Devil's little girl"
Dockness by J-Word July 30, 2008
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Dorkness 

The queen/king of dork, the matter of being a dork, the dorkness be with you.
Person 1: Dude , Becky acts like such a dork.
Person2: Yeah she really does have a lot of dorkness!
Dorkness by RomarioZ11 July 26, 2010

Dickness 

The essence of dick
Scotty: Hayley totally wanted to blow me, but she already blew Kemper like an hour ago, so I denied her because I didn't want his dickness all up on my cock.
Dickness by KemperHoeDoes May 8, 2011

Dickness 

Term to describe teenage boy's obession with their penis.
It's too big for my hand!
It's longer than my foot!
It's so big you need two hands to put around it!
Mines bigger than yours!
Mines so big it won't fit into a girl!
It's so chunky you could carve it!
HAHA look at the dick on the page, such dickness!

My drawing of my dicks better than yours!
Dickness by falic cymble April 23, 2010

dickness 

1. The state or quality of being a dick.
2. The property of being without heart, devoid of passion or feeling.
3. The quality of being difficult to get along with.
4. excessive sterness, harshness or severity of character.
He really liked her and she screwed up.

I heard that he was a dick to her.

Yeah, becasue of his dickness he missed out on a good thing.
dickness by nick April 7, 2005

mother duckness 

Mother duckness is two words you call your best friend that is blessed in drawing ducks and, when your mad at her or messing around.
« Bow to mother duckness » one guys saids
mother duckness by Threalfluteberry February 26, 2018

dicknessa 

This word can be used to describe a girl who's being a total dick.
Girl 1: No, I'm not going out because I have no money, you make me drive, and you're no fun to chill with.
Girl 2: Man, stop being such a dicknessa.
dicknessa by Kaycene September 25, 2008
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