Dickness
Scotty: Hayley totally wanted to blow me, but she already blew Kemper like an hour ago, so I denied her because I didn't want his dickness all up on my cock.
Dickness by KemperHoeDoes May 8, 2011
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Dickness
It's too big for my hand!
It's longer than my foot!
It's so big you need two hands to put around it!
Mines bigger than yours!
Mines so big it won't fit into a girl!
It's so chunky you could carve it!
HAHA look at the dick on the page, such dickness!
My drawing of my dicks better than yours!
It's longer than my foot!
It's so big you need two hands to put around it!
Mines bigger than yours!
Mines so big it won't fit into a girl!
It's so chunky you could carve it!
HAHA look at the dick on the page, such dickness!
My drawing of my dicks better than yours!
Dickness by falic cymble April 23, 2010
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dickness
1. The state or quality of being a dick.
2. The property of being without heart, devoid of passion or feeling.
3. The quality of being difficult to get along with.
4. excessive sterness, harshness or severity of character.
2. The property of being without heart, devoid of passion or feeling.
3. The quality of being difficult to get along with.
4. excessive sterness, harshness or severity of character.
He really liked her and she screwed up.
I heard that he was a dick to her.
Yeah, becasue of his dickness he missed out on a good thing.
I heard that he was a dick to her.
Yeah, becasue of his dickness he missed out on a good thing.
Dickness
Jenna: Did you see the dickness on that man? Oh boy, that thing was thick!!
Alexa: Oh yeah, that really packed a punch.
Alexa: Oh yeah, that really packed a punch.
Dickness by LnPproductions March 12, 2018
Dickness Scale
The Dickness Scale is a scale from 1-12 inches. Created by two best friends named Jackie and Kennedy in GA.
Sometimes if his personality or hotness is really high then it may go above the dickness scale. There is also a Dickness Scale for chodes.
Sometimes if his personality or hotness is really high then it may go above the dickness scale. There is also a Dickness Scale for chodes.
Person 1: ohhh that guy is sooo hot.
Person 2: What do you rate him on the Dickness Scale??
Person 1: He's a 72. *gets horny*
Person 2: What do you rate him on the Dickness Scale??
Person 1: He's a 72. *gets horny*
Dickness Scale by McDanger February 7, 2009
dickness protection
similar to dick rehab, dickness protection is when you have to avoid a toxic, walking red flag man. it's more of an extremity to dick rehab where that is mainly getting over said man and dickness protection is completely avoiding and ghosting said man for your own mental protection
bri: holy shit its so bad i dont even know how im going to talk to him again
aurora: just go into dickness protection
aurora: just go into dickness protection
dickness protection by charli minaj-nikci November 1, 2021
dickness protection
similar to dick rehab, dickness protection is when you have to avoid a toxic, walking red flag man. it's more of an extremity to dick rehab where that is mainly getting over said man and dickness protection is completely avoiding and ghosting said man for your own mental protection
bri: holy shit its so bad i dont even know how im going to talk to him again
aurora: just go into dickness protection
aurora: just go into dickness protection
dickness protection by charli minaj-nikci November 1, 2021
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