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Another name for a penis of extraordinary length and girth
The general, dubbed el ghhheneral (Spanish for the general) during the Cold War, was Americas secret weapon in case of a soviet nuclear attack. If it ever reaches its full potential of girth and length it is capable of world annihilation. This was a key factor in ensuring a victory and discouraging the more widespread adoption of communism. The general, or gran polla, is also credited with averting the Cuban missile crisis and the Russian flop in the miracle on ice game of 1980.

The general, with its numerous veins and capillaries, is able to pump 21,000 gallons of blood per second through its enlarged tissue. Far surpassing the average per gallon of water output that the beloved eyesore that is niagra falls manages
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Not to be confused with "The General". She is the most amazing bRhΓΈad with attitude. Don't mess with her bRhos or she will kick Your ass.
I wish I could be as amazing as thegeneral
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When a woman is sucking a mans dick and right before he cum's, he pull's it out her mouth, cum's all over her face, and then right after your done cumming, you salute her while she is still on the ground.
Steve: Yo how come your girl came out of your bedroom with her face covered in jizz?

Jason: Cuz I gave dat bitch the general!
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The title given to an individual who, while at a party or social gathering involving excessive drinking, surpasses all others in entertaining drunken activity, while maintaining a sense of poise. Often the title is verbally bestowed by a fellow party attendant after the individual in question performs an interesting task or feat.

Origin: Texas

Historical Note: Supposedly the first General was proclaimed as such after single handedly dissproving the myth that three successive shots of Everclear will stop your heart and climbing an oil derrick.
"Jeremy was totally The General last night, he beat everyone at shots and still made it to work at 6am!"

"We almost made Paul The General, but then he threw up all over your sister's stereo and started crying."
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A orange 69 dodge charger with a 01 on the door with a confederate flag on the roof. Also known as "The General Lee". This is the most famous car in any show or movie. Driven by Bo and Luke Duke on the tv show "The Dukes of Hazzard"
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Austins Penis....
The largest dick in the world!!
"Woah did you see Austin today, he pulled out the General and it blew me away"
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