Pirate
Duck Mafia is a group of people who follow the calling of pirate ducks.
Nobody knows their exact identities or how many members are in the group, but what is known is that one should never turn their back on a member or you
will suffer the consequences.
The Pirate
Duck Mafia despises rats and will stop and nothing to drive every last one of those fuckers into the ground.
"Hey, do you know who the Pirate
Duck Mafia is?"
"No clue, but hearing that
name just made me pee a
little in my pants"
"Me too :("