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fake drum slut

A slut who wears the mask of being drum horny and really turned on by drummers and their drumming. She will come through the doors with clothes flying off , and slutty knee high boots on, but she will exit through the same door, with not a care or interest in you or anything to do with your passion for drumming in life.

She will insult you and your passion the first chance she gets, and she will play you for whatever she really wants, like a cheap groupie trying to get back stage. She is fake, and she is an evil snake.

Fact is she was never a slut for drums or for you. She is a slut for herself, because sluts use being slutty to get what they want, and drums and genuine love.....sadly are not what she wants.

She’s got school debt to pay, not any time or care, to listen to you play.
That fake drum slut, fooled me again. She took her clothes off while I was playing, and I believed her interest again. I should of known she just wanted to cum again.

I should of known that she was only a fake drum slut, when everything she listens to has nothing but fake drums. Fake slut, fake drums, fake fun, fake love.

Go Fake yourself
fake drum slut by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 21, 2019
Related Words

liquid drum and bass 

Ldnb is a sub-genre of Drum & Bass. It's the best. It's just so peaceful; tranquil and majestic. I love it. No matter how hard of a time you are experiencing, you simply need to play some choons and you suddenly get whisked away into the limitless cosmos where only happiness exists. You need a bass implementation device in order to truly experience it, though, since the basslines are a huge factor in how the music heals the soul.

Some really good choons to listen to are:

Logistics - 'Together'
Netsky - 'I refuse'
Jakwob - 'Fade (Etherwood Remix)'
Maduk - 'Ghost Assassin VIP'
Keeno - 'Nocturne'
Keeno - 'Golden Light'
Keeno - 'Dignity Found'
Holly Drummond - 'Forbidden (Vaizo Remix)'
Logistics - 'Over and Out'
Spectrum - 'Together'
Maduk & Nymfo - 'Like This'
Ivy Lab -'Twenty Questions'
Bachelors of Science - 'Strings Track'
Andreya Triana - 'Lullaby (Logistics Remix)'

And billions more. 'Liquicity', 'Hospital Records' and 'UKF Drum & Bass' are all very good YouTube channels for ldnb. Check them out.
"Do you like liquid drum and bass, granddad?"
"I fuckin' LOVE liquid drum and bass, lad!"

snare drum 

The drum in band class that everyone wants to play yet only one or two people can actually play it without messing up the band and making the entire percussion section look bad.
Sucky Drummer: Dude I got snare drum for this song
Good Drummer: Fine, just don't fuck up
Sucky Drummer: *Fucks up*
snare drum by Xythin February 21, 2010

bass drum 

1. Some of the sweetest instruments in marching band. Starts at #1 (usually carried by the smallest member) and increases in size. High schools normally have around four or five. Colleges/universities usually have many more.
2. That really big drum in concert band/pit.
1. Person 1- So you play bass drum?
Person 2- Yeah.
Person 1- Sweet.

2. Person 1- Oooh! BIIIIG drum! How purdy!
Person 2- That's the Bass Drum.
bass drum by Crazy Sarah August 16, 2006

drum and bass 

Drum and Bass is a form of electronic (but now in some places, performed with live instruments) music that is played between 160 to 180 beats per minute (bpm). It is a melting pot of diferent musical influences ranging from classical, hip-hop, reggae, jazz, to indian, metal, and so on. Some tunes have vocals and are song structured, but other tunes are straight beats (which let you form your own perception of the track with your imagination). Defined by music production publications as "the most meticulously produced form of electronic music". Drum and Bass has a beautiful contrast in that it can have mass complexity while still maintaining a friendly feel to the dancefloor or the personal cd player. Drum and Bass is also the umbrella term for the genre that has developed countless subgenre's (neurofunk, techstep, hardstep, ragga, jump-up, liquid funk, atmospheric, dubwise, electrostep, metalstep, etc.). To those who don't know much about the music, they would be surprised how much it has in common with the genres that the unknowing listener usualy listens to. It is an open minded genre that requires open minded people to listen to it.
Drum and Bass, Drum'n'Bass, D'n'B, Fast Soul Music, Jungle... It's all my flavor.
drum and bass by The Ariel September 18, 2005
As used in eastern Carteret County in NC, it is an interjection indicating extreme doubt or incredulous disbelief.....due to the Down East dialect, it is often pronounced "droim"....(note: it is NOT an expression of dismay as another poster has stated)
You caught 50 boxes of flounder last week? Drime, I reckon you did!

For an EXTREME expression of disbelief, it is sometimes followed with "down"
drime by BigRedDog126 May 7, 2011