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Dongoloid 

People with above average penis size who don’t recognize that 4 INCHES IS AVERAGE and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: With your small penis, no wonder she dumped you!
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.
Dongoloid by Chris P Bayken January 17, 2019
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drongoloid

Someone with no spacial, social or mental capacity to interact on a level with people regarded as normal. Their existance can only be regarded as insignificant, they should also be kept in chains and fed bird seeds.
Lee tried to discourage his current employees from performing like the previous drongoloid (Craig Sharpe) who slipped through his recruitment net.
drongoloid by leemothelegend March 3, 2010

Dongoloids 

STD.

The bogging pustules inhabiting ones besmered helmet.
'My urologist wretched when I dropped trou in the sergery, revealing my foul dongoloids'
Dongoloids by Herbie Dongsporran February 23, 2021

dongoloid 

Formed from "dong" (Danish for penis) and "mongoloid" (an archaic term for Down's Syndrome sufferers), it signifies somebody who is a total lamer.
"dude, you're a total dongoloid
dongoloid by Jeroen July 2, 2004

Dongoloid 

An absolute lad, usually a thicc boy, who will stick to your side and be your best buddy for a good long time. Works best on with some european connection
Man 1: My friend and I have known eachother for several years, we practically brothers
Man 2: He's a total Dongoloid
Dongoloid by NunyaBizzD July 18, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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