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drongoloid

Someone with no spacial, social or mental capacity to interact on a level with people regarded as normal. Their existance can only be regarded as insignificant, they should also be kept in chains and fed bird seeds.
Lee tried to discourage his current employees from performing like the previous drongoloid (Craig Sharpe) who slipped through his recruitment net.
drongoloid by leemothelegend March 3, 2010

Chongoloid

A male person of low intelligence and IQ; one who dresses in Ed Hardy and UFC apparel to disguise the fact that he has a miniscule penis; a muscle-bound jock who wears baggy pants and a baseball hat sideways; a moron.
"Why don't you go lift some more weights and fuck your own mother, ya goddamn chongoloid?"
Chongoloid by G-Gates September 10, 2011

Grongoloid 

The most retarded and simultaneously disgusting person ever. This word should not be used for a common retard, idiot or mong it should be reserved only for THE HIGHEST of foulities.
Tom: Eurgh. Sally let out a loud belch when she was snogging Jim..

Caitlin: Isn't Jim that fat, ginger, ugly boy?

Tom: Yeah, and sally went down on him

Caitlin: she is such a grongoloid
Grongoloid by pearl12344321 July 13, 2011

wrongoloid 

one who is constantly in a state of fail - such that they are seen as mildly retarded as a result
OMG - Dylan and Eric were such wrongoloids, since VTec kicked in yo, I see clearly that we should bow down to our azn overlords.
wrongoloid by Doomnation May 18, 2007

Brongoloid 

A derogatory term for someone who is wrong very often. These types of people, most of the time, will keep defending their arguments even if they are wrong.
That guy in my biology class is such a brongoloid. He thinks that penguins can fly just because they are classified as birds.
Brongoloid by JadeOwl June 3, 2020

chongaloid 

State of being attained after driving at least 100 miles (160 km) with the windows rolled up, no A/C or ventilation, smoking fat-ass blunts the entire time. Interior visibility should be no more than 16 inches (40 cm). Characterized by red squinty eyes, trippy grin, and affable demeanor.
Example #1:
Roll down window. Smoke billows out.
Cop: you boys been smokin?
Driver: (Heh heh) Nah mon I'm chongaloid (laugh-cough)

Example #2:
At party, inebriated celebrant spills drink.
Dude A: Fuckin what's yer problem ya fuckin mongoloid?!
Dude B: That's *chongaloid* my good man
chongaloid by geroldf March 26, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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