urologist 

A plumber for male humans.

Jim's wife became concerned by his frequent urination and weak ejaculation, so she made him see a urologist who, after aggressively fondling his family jewels and finger blasting his poop chute, wrote him a prescription for Avodart and sent him home sore and traumatized.

urologist by kevinthechemist June 23, 2020

urologist 

a person who enjoys correcting others' grammar on the Internet.

guy: where's that guy get off telling me I used the wrong "you're" in that sentence?

friend: must be some kind of urologist

urologist by happytester December 31, 2008

Urologist 

A complete dumbass in every sense of the word, making a complete fool of oneself each time one speaks. An idiot. Often accused of having piss for brains, hence the term.

"Who's he? A urologist?" "Yeah, he has piss for brains."

Urologist by Kenny "Bujie" Reeder June 13, 2008

Eurologist 

a doctor specializing in the care and treatment of European pricks. The majority of Eurology' patients are typically French.

The mere sight of Francois - or whatever the fuck his name is - pisses me off. I think he needs a Eurologist.

Eurologist by cyclopath September 22, 2010

urolagnist 

someone who urinates on, or enjoys being urinated on by, a sexual partner for pleasure

eww baby you wanna take a piss on me after we just had sex? are you a urolagnist or something?

urolagnist by Whipshock July 28, 2003

Ufologist 

One who studies UFO related incidents, and searches for proof of UFOs.

1. Ufologists are scientists, except they know nothing about scientific theory and forming logical, reasonable hypothesises.

Ufologist by Disco Stu December 8, 2004

Ufologist 

Funniest word ever

A ufologist has landed a substantial pay rise

Ufologist by B0JACK HORSEMAN April 19, 2018