downsize

To reduce the size of company by firing employees, usually with the intention of compromising for something else.

The bastards fired me because they plan to downsize just to increase profits.

by The Return of Light Joker March 26, 2008

Downsize

When your ex starts dating someone that is or looks much younger than you are , similar to downgrading when your ex dates someone of lesser value than you

"He had the nerve to downsize after breaking up with me! She looks like she's twelve and can't do a split on the dick imo"

by Bitchin June 25, 2015

Debbie Downsize

Someone who is always talking about the potential for being laid off, and tries to get others to be worried with her. A variation on the term Debbie Downer from Saturday Night Live.

Johnny: Man JT is always talking about layoffs. It's starting to make me worry!

Sloan: I know, he is such a Debbie Downsize.

by AlastairRobertoMichaelson May 7, 2009

Facebook Downsize

Verb.
1) To delete (defriend) friends on your Facebook profile that you do not know or hardly know.

Because Bob only knows 200 of his 1,000 facebook friends, Bob decided to Downsize his Facebook.

John facebook downsized his profile and he now only has fifty friends compared to his original six hundred.

by Retgarr April 22, 2009

downside of street cred

selling your soul to try to please some imagined audience

he bought the shoes and shirt but wasn't accepted so he found out about the downside of street cred.
Diluted standards and lowest common denominators are the dirty open secret of the downside of street cred.

by adam_before_eve September 24, 2005

downside watson

When you and a girl of your choosing decide to perform acts of illicit behavior such as sexual intercourse, oral sex, heavy petting, or ultimate frisbee and decide that you want to take things to a more serious level such as "hardcore" as kids now a days describe. Make sure you're good to go and insert your erect penis into her most deserving vagina. After pounding the vag like a champ in a romantic place such as the back of camry or a bedroom with her father walking in, hit her from behind as she is on all fours. Tenderly extend both arms as you are in the act of sexual intercourse and grab both of her arms and use them as handle bars to tear it up. The girl at this point should be in a tripod position, thus the downside watson.

"Gee Matt I wish I drove girls crazy like you!"
"Well Corey we all can't be gods of sex, some people just sick dick at fucking pussy."
"Haha oh Matt you sure are swell! Didn't you take a girl home last night? Did you rail her? Give her the ol' downside watson?"
"Squirrely udders."

by Stankonia Matt and Big Ed January 20, 2008

downside

Negative aspect

On the downside, the outcome does not appear all that promising.

by Hercolena Oliver March 21, 2009