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Dotarded 

Adjective used to describe a brash and ill-conceived action with potentially disastrous consequences committed by an individual in a position of great authority, but who is of questionable cognitive faculties.

Though originally from the relatively obscure English literary term "dotard", referring to a senile individual, the term was revived in late 2017 when it was used by North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un to describe US president Donald J Trump.

Alternatively, the term "dotarded" can also be interpreted as a portmanteau of "Donald" and "retarded".
Michael: "I'm not convinced that Donald Trump's foreign policy strategy of out-crazying the world's most brutal and unstable dictators isn't going to work"
Lilly: "You can't be serious. Playing nuclear chicken with Kim Jon Un is f*cking dotarded, and may very well end up causing World War III and the end of humanity as we know it"
Michael: "Yeah. True. I got nothing."
Dotarded by Gruffalo Soldier September 23, 2017
Related Words
doward • Dotard • deward • dward • dorward • Downard • doard • doarder • dodarday • Dogward

Dotard Trump 

A playword on Donald Trump's name by combining the words "Donald" and "Retard", a mentally deranged person according to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.
Kim Jong Un calls Donald Trump a dotard and a mentally deranged person, the name Dotard Trump fits him perfectly.
Dotard Trump by PediPipita September 25, 2017
Ciao Edoardo che sei venuto qui da tik tok per fare il trend del tuo nuovo nickname! Sfortunatamente non frega un cazzo a nessuno di te quindi il tuo nickname non ha un significato....detto questo torna a deprimerti!
Sei doard ovvero sei depresso
doard by Edocrumiz May 30, 2020
Hillary Clinton is a cunty dotardess with a chronic cough
Dotardess by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
(dō-tərd) adjective
A word you didn't previously know existed, but googled today and said, "Damn, that's pretty accurate."
I will surely and definitely tame the mentally deranged U.S. dotard with fire.
Dotard by blurped September 22, 2017
A cross species between on Orangutan and an Oompa Loompa. The Dotard is usually bred in captivity by wealthy families that wish to pass on their inheritance without having to raise an actual human. There are many similarities to a human, but you can usually tell the difference by their unique orange skin and hair. Although a Dotard has the ability to speak, they usually have a very limited vocabulary and are limited to simple words and sentences. The Dotard requires some food to survive, but the most important thing in raising a Dotard is to feed its ego. The Dotard has a very large ego that requires constant feeding. If the Dotard's ego isn't constantly fed, it will usually resort to social media, rallies, or other places where it can feed its ego in large quantities. Another main difference between a Dotard and a human is the digestive process. Whereas a human will defecate through the anus, a Dotard defecates through the mouth by spewing shit at anyone nearby. Due to its limited vocabulary and IQ, a Dotard is only able to perform limited tasks. Some examples of common tasks that a Dotard is able to perform include the following: politics, golfing, eating fast food and diet coke, spending daddy's money, and shutting down governments. Genetics can also be an issue for future generations of Dotards due to their propensity to try and breed with their direct offspring.
Did you see the latest tweet from the Dotard? I think it's watching Fox News again.

Person 1: Have you seen the Dotard lately, I can't find it.
Person 2: I think it's golfing at Mar-A-Lago again.

Person 1: I am getting frustrated trying to talk to the Dotard. No matter how I phrase the question, it starts ranting about how great walls are.
Person 2: You should not try to talk rationally to a Dotard, they are not able to understand complex sentences. If you really need to ask a Dotard a question, try to find a way to feed its ego with the question. For example if you want to know what time a meeting is, try phrasing the question like "What time will you be making the meeting great again?"

Person 1: You need to keep a watch on the Dotard. I think it's trying to breed with its daughter again.
Person 2: You're right, I’ll be careful. I heard it saying what a nice piece of ass its daughter is and that it would like to tap that.
Person 1: Just make sure it doesn’t try to grab her by the pussy.
dotard by Ann H. Coulter January 13, 2019
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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