Dogward

The time after your dog tries to hump you.

After a game of leap frog with his great Dane Justin was feeling Dogward.

by CREATOROFU January 18, 2016

Dogwarts

In your apartment right now, there's a magical room...like you know like the entrance to Hogwarts? In the train station and only you can go through? so you have a special power, right? You have a special Hogwarts that only you can go to, instead of a castle in there, instead of there being a magical wizarding school on the other side of the fucking brick wall, okay? There's a dog that's really excited to see you. This dog, okay? You have complete--you can choose: okay this can be a boy dog, a girl dog, it can be wearing clothing....nonono sorry, it's a boy dog, a girl dog, okay the choice is yours, whatever it's wearing. One thing is for sure, this dog is into you, and I mean into you sexually, okay? Now you can go into this magical room of Hogwarts whenever want to and the great thing about this is that this dog wants you to fuck it, okay? and every time you fuck it, you get paid. Now what I want to know for you...you know let's start at eh, $5,000 okay?

If you're in a real bad spot, and the magical door's there...I don't know, we could be going to Dogwarts for $5,000.

by BootyWarrior99 August 25, 2022

dogwarts

A hypothetical scenario posed by twitch streamer and professional old man Dancantstream in which there is a secret room in your living space only you can enter (akin to Hogwarts hence the name) where you encounter a dog of your choice. The dog is magical, and can generate money, but only if you engage in sexual acts with it. The question posed is what price would it have to be for you to consider having intercourse with the dog, and what breed.

Dan: "hey guys have you heard of Dogwarts?"
The rest of the funeral attendees:

by fatmanslender August 22, 2022

Digward

To dig ones way out of a hospital.

e.g. Sam landed himself in the Intensive Care Unit trying to digward himself out of his ward.

by IamHERE February 25, 2015

doward

a coward in action

A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave. A doward runs to the arms of another, while protesting to his true love "I'm here!".

by nsdrguy March 18, 2011

dogtard

A retarded dog.
Not able to function as a normal dog.

My dog is a fucking dogtard.
My stupid fucking animal is a dogtard.

by TheChristianator May 25, 2010

Dogtard

Dogtard, short for Dog Retarded, refers to dog owners that repeatedly do stupid things with their animals such as allow them to run out in the street off leash, or leave them alone in a car when its hot outside.

I saw another Dogtard at the dog park today. His german shephard started picking on a smaller dog and he just stood there, picking his nose.

by intendedforadultuseonly August 20, 2011