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An embarrassment a level above being ratioed on Twitter where, not only are you revealed as an idiot with a high ratio of comments to likes and retweets, but the comments or replies to your tweet have more likes and retweets than your original tweet. This "dual ratio" is known as a doucho. It may be used as a noun or a verb.

Tyler Shandro (@shandro) and his issues managers and press secretary are regularly douchoed by @AB_MD_WarRoom

Doucho by AB MD WarRoom June 24, 2020

Words you can keep

Doucho

Douche + Weirdo= Doucho

Whoa... that kid is such a doucho.

Doucho by msmaya March 29, 2010

Related Words

Doucho • douchologist • Douchopotamus • Douchocalyps • Douchocity • Douchocky • Douchoholic • Douchoise • douchoisie • Doucholini

Barfero Doucho

Said with an Italian accent;

The douche bag who comes to your house party and drinks too much, then proceeds to throw up everywhere, leaving you to take care of them AND clean up their vomit while they sleep in your bed.

May be replaced with Barf O'Douche, which is said with an Irish accent.

THE MORNING AFTER THE PARTY...

Wary party thrower: "Barfero Doucho! You managed to throw up in my bedroom, in the shower, AND all over my dog! Thanks a lot!"

Barfero Doucho by youreonastick September 3, 2006

dynamic doucho

Two people teaming up that are douche bags on their own, but together, they're super douche bags--the Dynamic Doucho!

Ted and Sally suck to work with on their own, but when they're paired on a project, they're the Dynamic Doucho!

dynamic doucho by sprtagt August 24, 2011

el doucho grando

A mexican douche who has exceeded levels of an el doucho and is now grand el doucho.

David 'Look its Nick'
Tom ' Oh, yeh. El Doucho Grando has returned'

el doucho grando by dark0dave September 22, 2009

el baggo doucho

Foreign Language douch bag thanks to Adam Sandler as Opera Man

George Bush or Ringo Star are el baggo douchos

el baggo doucho by Jerm March 27, 2003

Douche Box Hero

An individual who is new to a local bar and proceeds to fill the Jukebox with music that does not reflect the clientele. It is usually a selection of songs that no one has heard of nor wants to hear.,

What the fuck is that shit he's playing? Milli Vanilli, Lou Bega and the Bangles. You should see what else this Douche Box Hero has jammed in here. Dave wants to kick his ass!

Douche Box Hero by will bitten October 10, 2016

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026