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Doucheocalypse 

An "apocalypse" of "douches". Occurs when a bunch of douches get together and it seems as if the world is ending. Most often at a party of snooty snoots or a sausagefest.
Mitch: Dude I went to Jarrett's party last night.
Alec: Oh, was it cool?
Mitch: No it was a huge doucheocalypse.

douchepocalypse 

Jim: Were you at the book signing at the mall yesterday?

Tim: Yeah, it was a toatal douchepocalypse in there!
douchepocalypse by gman98 May 12, 2010

douchepocalypse 

loyola highschool is a douchepocalypse

Doucheocalypse 

A douche apocalypse. The reign of terror brought on by the procreation of douche bags with ladies/gentlemen (with all too low standards and self esteem), whilst themselves sitting on their thrones, in their little world of Douchedom. D'pocalypse.
The Maury Show is perfect proof that we're living in a doucheocalypse!

douchepocalypse 

A showering or cleansing of the World on an awesome or catastrophic scale; resulting in evil and/or eternal foul smell.
"Sign of the coming douchepocalypse" or "The douchepocalypse is upon us."
douchepocalypse by novacodova March 7, 2009

douchacalypse 

a disclosure to certain privileged persons hidden from the majority of mankind that the majority of mankind itself has become douchy.

Douchacalypse is a modification of the word Apocalypse (Greek: Ἀποκάλυψις Apokálypsis; "lifting of the veil" or "revelation") which is a term applied to the disclosure to certain privileged persons of something hidden from the majority of mankind. Today the term is often used to refer to Armageddon, also referred to as the end of the world, which may be a shortening of the phrase apokalupsis eschaton which literally means "revelation at the end of the æon, or age". In the Christian tradition, 'The Apocalypse' refers in particular to the Book of Revelation, the last book of the Bible.
Dude 1: "Dude, the Apocalypse may happen in 2012, but the Douchacalypse is already here in 2010."

Dude 2: "Dude, finding a hot, undouchy chick is hard enough, now I have to deal with this?
douchacalypse by your undouchiness January 7, 2010
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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