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Douchocalyps

When a large group of douches(refer to douch def.) are participating in many douchy activities.
A group of people named chad, cruising in a tricked out civic trying to figure out where new Zealand is on a map. it's a Douchocalyps!
by Douch radar May 18, 2010
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Doucheocalypse

An "apocalypse" of "douches". Occurs when a bunch of douches get together and it seems as if the world is ending. Most often at a party of snooty snoots or a sausagefest.
Mitch: Dude I went to Jarrett's party last night.
Alec: Oh, was it cool?
Mitch: No it was a huge doucheocalypse.
by Me and Mr. Split April 25, 2011
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douchepocalypse

Jim: Were you at the book signing at the mall yesterday?

Tim: Yeah, it was a toatal douchepocalypse in there!
by gman98 May 12, 2010
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loyola highschool is a douchepocalypse
by chet mcdreamy June 12, 2010
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Doucheocalypse

A douche apocalypse. The reign of terror brought on by the procreation of douche bags with ladies/gentlemen (with all too low standards and self esteem), whilst themselves sitting on their thrones, in their little world of Douchedom. D'pocalypse.
The Maury Show is perfect proof that we're living in a doucheocalypse!
by Shiny Buster Baby June 7, 2010
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douchepocalypse

A showering or cleansing of the World on an awesome or catastrophic scale; resulting in evil and/or eternal foul smell.
"Sign of the coming douchepocalypse" or "The douchepocalypse is upon us."
by novacodova March 7, 2009
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douchacalypse

a disclosure to certain privileged persons hidden from the majority of mankind that the majority of mankind itself has become douchy.

Douchacalypse is a modification of the word Apocalypse (Greek: Ἀποκάλυψις Apokálypsis; "lifting of the veil" or "revelation") which is a term applied to the disclosure to certain privileged persons of something hidden from the majority of mankind. Today the term is often used to refer to Armageddon, also referred to as the end of the world, which may be a shortening of the phrase apokalupsis eschaton which literally means "revelation at the end of the æon, or age". In the Christian tradition, 'The Apocalypse' refers in particular to the Book of Revelation, the last book of the Bible.
Dude 1: "Dude, the Apocalypse may happen in 2012, but the Douchacalypse is already here in 2010."

Dude 2: "Dude, finding a hot, undouchy chick is hard enough, now I have to deal with this?
by your undouchiness January 7, 2010
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