douchoisie
A douche bag that's also bourgeoisie- most of of the time they usually go hand in hand. A lot of bougie people are also douchie!
douchoisie by Deedee82 May 18, 2016
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douchiosity
I must say, Jeeves, that Henry's douchiosity surpasses even that of Napoleon's. I dare say he might be the biggest douche ever!
douchiosity by shrimphead May 8, 2008
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doucheoisie
A group of elitist/holier-than-thou people who feel pleasure and moral superiority when they constantly brag about buying only hemp products, being vegan, not owning a television, eating only organic food, adopting whales, etc. Usually are either rich brats with trust funds or hippies.
I'm pretty sure if you fit this description in some way, you're kind of doucheoisie.
If the doucheoisie were smart, they'd understand that cows wouldn't taste so good if they didn't want to be eaten.
If the doucheoisie were smart, they'd understand that cows wouldn't taste so good if they didn't want to be eaten.
doucheoisie by viciouspandabear March 26, 2010
Douchoise
A small, elite group of douche bags, who are at the top of their douche game among their douche monkey brethren. They are the supreme douches of all douche masters, and none can douche as they do -err- douche.
Many douchemeisters believe they inherently belong to the Douchoise. This, however, is complete fallacy. One must prove his douchebaggery to be in exponential excess of your standard douche pack peon in order to even be considered for a rare spot in this sacred and privileged brotherhood. Not just any run of the mill douche monger can join; one must be invited and initiated in the most extreme doucheloaf fashion.
You see, members of the Douchoise (yes, it's capitalized, douche pumper!) are the cream of the crop, the best of the best, and the absolute most douche-esque of all that is douchery.
Many douchemeisters believe they inherently belong to the Douchoise. This, however, is complete fallacy. One must prove his douchebaggery to be in exponential excess of your standard douche pack peon in order to even be considered for a rare spot in this sacred and privileged brotherhood. Not just any run of the mill douche monger can join; one must be invited and initiated in the most extreme doucheloaf fashion.
You see, members of the Douchoise (yes, it's capitalized, douche pumper!) are the cream of the crop, the best of the best, and the absolute most douche-esque of all that is douchery.
Douchoise by Supreme Douchoise Chancellor December 31, 2008
Doucheoisie
Anne, an upper East Side Republican, considered herself an elitist, but in fact, she was a member of the doucheoisie.
Doucheoisie by Elk e summer March 5, 2011
doucheoisie
The upper crust of douche. Usually associated with the elite of the bro. Natural habitat includes college towns, frat houses and bars with loud music and overpriced drinks.
doucheoisie by Mauerhan November 11, 2009
Douchified Mega-Spaz Meltdown
The Uppermost level of a meltdown in which a human has a spontaneous Orgasm, Freak out, Explosion, Heart attack, Stroke and suffers complete mental and social Collapse.
Similar to a spaz attack but on a much higher level
Similar to a spaz attack but on a much higher level
1st person: "Hey dude you know i slept with your GF twice! Lol score 1 for me"
2nd person: "you stipud dumb f*ck*ng cunt ill beath the hiss of you *s and kick you in the blood**lt and blood up you P**s*clat r*ss Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!" *blows up*
1st person: "damn dude you just had Douchified Mega-spaz Meltdown"
2nd person: "you stipud dumb f*ck*ng cunt ill beath the hiss of you *s and kick you in the blood**lt and blood up you P**s*clat r*ss Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!" *blows up*
1st person: "damn dude you just had Douchified Mega-spaz Meltdown"
Douchified Mega-Spaz Meltdown by concise32 January 13, 2009
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