Douchocky

A combination of the words 'Douchebag' and 'Cocky', ergo, a 'Cocky Douchebag', or Douchocky.

Girl #1: My ex-boyfriend was such a jerk!

Girl #2: yeah, he was a real douchocky.

by SoSoftky July 7, 2008

Douchocity

The level of douche behavior displayed by a douche requiring a "douchocity" rating.

Jeff comes to office and brags about banging three girls in the last two days.

Douchocity rating? 6.8

by HuggyBear3010 May 18, 2010

Doucheeky

A combination of douchebag and geek. Prounounced "Doo-sheek-ee". The opposite of Douchic. Geek not Chic.

Dude, you are sooo doucheeky with your new iphone!

-Sent from my iPhone

by El Don P March 5, 2009

Douchocalyps

When a large group of douches(refer to douch def.) are participating in many douchy activities.

A group of people named chad, cruising in a tricked out civic trying to figure out where new Zealand is on a map. it's a Douchocalyps!

by Douch radar May 18, 2010