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douchling 

Could you get your little douchling to stop screaming?
Your screaming douchling is giving me a headache.
douchling by retailworker December 28, 2009

Doucheling 

Little douches. Like big douches, but less smart and less original. Douchelings aspire to be douches but really just follow in the footsteps of the real douches. They travel in packs and tend to gravitate towards the head or "papa" douche of the pack. They only say and do things that a papa douchebag has said or done before. Douchelings also tend to spend a lot of time talking about their penis's, which are also little.
You're so stupid, your not even good enough to be a douche. You're just a doucheling.
Doucheling by kevinseamonster September 20, 2009

douchelingus 

(n) A total twat. One who is far more repugnant than a douchebag.
Todd is such a twat. He never offers cash for food or drinks. He is a total douchelingus
douchelingus by Asa P April 20, 2008

douchologist

yo yo is a douchologist
douchologist by piggy15 May 1, 2015

douchalicious 

When someone is acting especially douche like.
My professor was acting especially douchalicious today when he got all excited when talking about opera music.
douchalicious by -Court September 26, 2006

Douchepinion

The sharing of an opinion, but in an insulting or harsh way.
Eric: You gays don't deserve rights! You disgusting waste of human space!
Tim: Dude, stop sharing your douchepinion.
Douchepinion by Zedahktur April 11, 2016