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douchling 

Could you get your little douchling to stop screaming?
Your screaming douchling is giving me a headache.
douchling by retailworker December 28, 2009

Doucheling 

Little douches. Like big douches, but less smart and less original. Douchelings aspire to be douches but really just follow in the footsteps of the real douches. They travel in packs and tend to gravitate towards the head or "papa" douche of the pack. They only say and do things that a papa douchebag has said or done before. Douchelings also tend to spend a lot of time talking about their penis's, which are also little.
You're so stupid, your not even good enough to be a douche. You're just a doucheling.
Doucheling by kevinseamonster September 20, 2009

douchelingus 

(n) A total twat. One who is far more repugnant than a douchebag.
Todd is such a twat. He never offers cash for food or drinks. He is a total douchelingus
douchelingus by Asa P April 20, 2008

douchologist

yo yo is a douchologist
douchologist by piggy15 May 1, 2015

douchalicious 

When someone is acting especially douche like.
My professor was acting especially douchalicious today when he got all excited when talking about opera music.
douchalicious by -Court September 26, 2006

Douchepinion

The sharing of an opinion, but in an insulting or harsh way.
Eric: You gays don't deserve rights! You disgusting waste of human space!
Tim: Dude, stop sharing your douchepinion.
Douchepinion by Zedahktur April 11, 2016
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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