A duechewiggler is a duechebag who is such a duechebag that the common word duechebag is rejected. You have to be really dumb/anoying/retarded or something of the nature to be called a duechewiggler
A fat tub of lard that jiggles and/or ripples when you punch it. Commonly comes from white trash or ghetto areas of a town or out in the country. Typically goes to chirstian schools.
P1: Jake T. is such a douchewobbler
P2: I know! He rippled when I hit him with that papper airplane!