Definitions by Meow~Rawr
frackleheimer
An extremely fat purple fish. Typically when it is chopped in half it's blood sparkles and give you the power to turn anyone you want homosexual. The blood is typically rainbow colored and you can buy it at walmart in the automotive repair aisle.
frackleheimer by Meow~Rawr April 14, 2010
douchewobbler
A fat tub of lard that jiggles and/or ripples when you punch it. Commonly comes from white trash or ghetto areas of a town or out in the country. Typically goes to chirstian schools.
douchewobbler by Meow~Rawr April 14, 2010