Douche-whibbler Share definition Flag A complete idiot; retard; what people say when they can't come up with a better name to call someone. Jeez, Paul. You're such a booty pirate. Why did you make her cry, you effing douche-whibbler! Douche-whibbler by Jimborizzle February 15, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Douche-whibbler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch