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Douchewibler 

A profession in which you clean vaginas for a living.
Teacher: Timmy what do you want to be when you grow up.

Timmy: I want to be a douchewibler.

Teacher:You mean like Bill Clinton.
Douchewibler by BigSexy585 March 27, 2009
Words you can keep

Douchewibler 

1.Someone who is a jerk, or an asshole.
2.An annoying person.
3.The friend that is the wierdest one in your group.
carlos is such a douchewibler.
Douchewibler by Bryan"Bware45" January 5, 2009

douchewibbler 

"Dude, that guy's a douchebag."
"No, he worse. He's a douchewibbler."
douchewibbler by bapped January 29, 2009

Douchewiggler 

A duechewiggler is a duechebag who is such a duechebag that the common word duechebag is rejected. You have to be really dumb/anoying/retarded or something of the nature to be called a duechewiggler
Gosh Karnendra your such a douchewiggler
Douchewiggler by Karnendra June 22, 2009

douchewilder 

the highest level of douchebaggery, directly above douchenozzle
Joe: he fucked my girlfriend then nutted all over the back seat of my car!
Kevin: man, that was a real douchewilder move

douchewhibbler

a modified version of douche
much like douche bag, douche napper, and the like.
in a multiplayer videogame, for example, "MoFo douchewhibbler double-teamed me!"

douche wibler 

One who wibles a douche; someone who has pissed you off; taylor; my boyfriend xD
Man, Taylor is such a douch wibler!

You stupid douche wibler.
douche wibler by xamandaxhi December 20, 2008
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I hit a real purple patch.

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