Any
vehicle purchased and driven strictly to fulfill any one or a combination of the following purposes: be the "fastest", look the "coolest", to have the most "
bling", to look the most "furious", be the loudest, be the "meanest", be the "biggest road
hog" or to be the most expensive.
1) Wu-Oh, there goes another
C6 doing 130 MPG on the interstate. I
bet he thinks he's too
fast to cause a multi-
car pile-up. He definitely looks the "coolest", so I'm sure he won't go to
jail for doubling the speed limit once he's pulled over!
2) Hey look at that Yukon over there with the 24" spinners and
chrome all over. It's the biggest, meanest road
hog with the most bling I've ever
seen!
**Please note, it is common knowledge that drivers of these type of vehicles are most commonly defined under the douche category with applicable similar definitions such as douche nozzle, douche bag or douche knob to name a few. These individuals are typically very easily identified by cocky, irrational and generally childish behavior. Many of these drivers refer to their douchemobile(s) as "american muscle" which is generally a pseudo-patriot excuse to waste more gasoline during the middle of an oil crisis.