douchenbagel
douchenbagel by MITHCELL CHESNEY February 28, 2005
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Douchebageddon
Douchebageddon by DarthPaul April 21, 2015
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Douchebagery
Definition of Douchebagery: 1. The act of being a douchebag. 2. The skill of exploiting people’s emotions for your own profit or benefit, the exploitation of common sense
knowledge in an effort to sound smarter than one is, trying to produce a grandiose image of oneself by producing overrated reading material, preying on weak or troubled individuals to further ones public image and to increase ones monetary gain, jumping to harsh and illogical conclusions based on limited information, and trying to advise individuals in field(s) in which one is not knowledgeable about and can offer no real advice outside of general public knowledge but still tries to profit off of it.
knowledge in an effort to sound smarter than one is, trying to produce a grandiose image of oneself by producing overrated reading material, preying on weak or troubled individuals to further ones public image and to increase ones monetary gain, jumping to harsh and illogical conclusions based on limited information, and trying to advise individuals in field(s) in which one is not knowledgeable about and can offer no real advice outside of general public knowledge but still tries to profit off of it.
Dr. Phil is a avid practicer of Douchebagery.
John Edwards used the art of Douchebagery to make it seem like he could talk to the dead.
Maury Povich practices Douchebagery whenever he brings retarded kids on his show.
John Edwards used the art of Douchebagery to make it seem like he could talk to the dead.
Maury Povich practices Douchebagery whenever he brings retarded kids on his show.
Douchebagery by Zack November 25, 2004
douchebagenstein
A word derived from a proper name and a familiar word; douchebag and Frankenstein. The combination of these two words suggests a douchebag (see def.) and something completely mutated personified. The combination of the two is defined as such:
1. someone who has taken the act of being a douchebag to extremes never seen before, making the concept of doucheness "come alive".
1. someone who has taken the act of being a douchebag to extremes never seen before, making the concept of doucheness "come alive".
"I'd really like to go home right now, because this is extremely boring, but my boss is being a total douchebagenstein."
douchebagenstein by AFG11 June 16, 2009
douchebagel
1. A supreme douchebag, unmatched in his ability to act like a moron and shame the human species.
2. The word douchebag with an "el" added to it for comical purposes.
2. The word douchebag with an "el" added to it for comical purposes.
John: Wow, you're a fucking douchebagel. You smell pretty bad too.
Douchebagel: Yeah, I know. I'm going to eat a tub of shit now...want to watch?
John: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!
Douchebagel: Yeah, I know. I'm going to eat a tub of shit now...want to watch?
John: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!
douchebagel by Xer0Syk0 September 26, 2006
douchebagette
douchebagette by whatsupguy May 28, 2010
Douchebagology
The study of Douchebags.
Your such a douchebag! You should go to douchebag college and study Douchebagology. You will become a certified douchebagologist.
Douchebagology by Cory G. B April 2, 2008
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