Definitions by Xer0Syk0
europeans
Laziest and snobbiest people on the face of the Earth. Everything in their country is extremely overpriced, yet people but it anyway.
Thousands flock to their country for no apparent reason other than to waste their money looking at overrated, shitty old buildings that people with common sense really don't give a fuck about.
Thousands flock to their country for no apparent reason other than to waste their money looking at overrated, shitty old buildings that people with common sense really don't give a fuck about.
douchebagel
1. A supreme douchebag, unmatched in his ability to act like a moron and shame the human species.
2. The word douchebag with an "el" added to it for comical purposes.
2. The word douchebag with an "el" added to it for comical purposes.
John: Wow, you're a fucking douchebagel. You smell pretty bad too.
Douchebagel: Yeah, I know. I'm going to eat a tub of shit now...want to watch?
John: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!
Douchebagel: Yeah, I know. I'm going to eat a tub of shit now...want to watch?
John: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!
douchebagel by Xer0Syk0 September 26, 2006
sesame street
A television show consisting of extremely hairy birds, aliens, vegetables, humans, and other miscellaneous animals. Why everything is so god damn hairy beats me. Promotes extreme drug use, just take a look at the characters. Produced by morons on thirteen different chemical substances, it competes with Teletubbies for the #1 show to watch if you are a stoned college student/druggie.
Cookie Monster: OMG, GIMME THOSE FUCKING COOKIES NOW OR ILL FUCKING KILL YOU GAY BIRD *snort* OH GOD, TOO HIGH
Big Bird: HAHAHAH...ONE... TWO...A...G...Z...X...COCK
Elmo: HOLY SHIT GUYS! I THINK MY BALLS JUST EXPLODED...*puff*
Whoever made Sesame Street should be dragged out onto the street and shot with an AK47. You are teaching our youth to do drugs. Bastards.
Big Bird: HAHAHAH...ONE... TWO...A...G...Z...X...COCK
Elmo: HOLY SHIT GUYS! I THINK MY BALLS JUST EXPLODED...*puff*
Whoever made Sesame Street should be dragged out onto the street and shot with an AK47. You are teaching our youth to do drugs. Bastards.
sesame street by xer0syk0 July 28, 2006
ninja turtles
Homosexual mutant turtles on crack that believe they are ninjas. Usually engage in underground orgies. They are the reason your toilet overflows, why entire sewers to back up in homea, why sludge explodes from manholes, and the smell you get on your pubes when you sweat a lot. Major cause in global warming.
So why the fuck do people STILL call them heroes?
So why the fuck do people STILL call them heroes?
The Ninja Turtles kidnapped my little brother and escaped through my fireplace, but not without making all the toilets in the house combust.
ninja turtles by xer0syk0 July 28, 2006
faygol
1. Another name for the word "fag", but more humorous/Spin off of fag.
2. Someone who drinks Faygo.
3. v. Faygolize, to make something stupid.
2. Someone who drinks Faygo.
3. v. Faygolize, to make something stupid.
1. You faygol, flee back to San Francisco.
2. You faygol, give me that bottle.
3. OMFG BOB, YOU F***ING FAYGOLIZED MY NOODLES WITH YOUR CAT SH**!
You are a faygol.
2. You faygol, give me that bottle.
3. OMFG BOB, YOU F***ING FAYGOLIZED MY NOODLES WITH YOUR CAT SH**!
You are a faygol.
dog shit
Main ingredient of chicken mcnuggets, along with damn pork, beef, rat, and the rest of the shit shoved into those shitass cakes.