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the act of being a douche bag

wow this annoying kid next to me is really douchen it right about now.

douchen by Dirty kurty February 4, 2009

Words you can keep

Douchen Baggen

A German douche bag.

Man that German guy was such a Douchen Baggen.

Douchen Baggen by spacedokke August 2, 2008

Related Words

douchenozzle • douchenheimer • Doucheneck • Doucheness • douchenoob • Douchen Baggen • douchenado • Douchenag • douchendorf • Douchenigger

piggyback douchen

noun, when one person is perceived to do something that puts them in douche status and another person follows them in the act.

joe: "So whats up man you guys gonna come have a beer?"

bill: "no my vag hurts so I wont be joining you"

james: "since hes no going I wont either."

joe: "man thats some straight up piggyback douchen"

piggyback douchen by partypouch August 3, 2011

Douche Box Hero

An individual who is new to a local bar and proceeds to fill the Jukebox with music that does not reflect the clientele. It is usually a selection of songs that no one has heard of nor wants to hear.,

What the fuck is that shit he's playing? Milli Vanilli, Lou Bega and the Bangles. You should see what else this Douche Box Hero has jammed in here. Dave wants to kick his ass!

Douche Box Hero by will bitten October 10, 2016

scooter douche

1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.

2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.

The city is launching a rental scooter program? Great. Here come the scooter douches.

scooter douche by picc285 July 27, 2019

Douche my twat

This is a sarcastic phrase used by gay men meaning "getting ready for a night out at the bars and hopefully getting lucky".

John: I'm ready to head out to boystown now, you coming?
Bobby: I'll meet up with you later, I have to douche my twat!

Douche my twat by Vermont Fag October 21, 2016

douche knot

Those guys who you see walking around with hair just long enough to tie into a little knot on the top of their heads. Can often be seen in the local gym usually sporting a sleeve tattoo and a large beard.

Look at that cunt over there with the douche knot

douche knot by Human Form July 18, 2016

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026