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douchendorf 

The place where douche-bags and douche-nozzles come from. It's not a nice place to visit. It is in Northern Germany, directly downwind from the pork sausage factory in Sphinkterdorf.
To be used in "proper" and/or in "mixed" company:

"Yes, Honey. I met them. They are all from Douchendorf, right?"
douchendorf by JBPhoto October 13, 2009
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Doucheldork 

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Next time you visit Germany, make sure you don't miss out on Doucheldork
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"I swear, I did not post this! -Dockendorf
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douchedork 

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Dustin Diamond is a douchedork.
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when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
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FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
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Summer here, summer there...
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