jealousing

The audible act of being jealous.

I just got a signed copy of John Tesh Sings Kool and the Gang. I can hear you jealousing.

I'm jealousing over your new Speedo.

by aeamek February 26, 2009

douchemate

An imbecile, or douche, that works in the same office as you.

My douchemate just spilled his soup all over his keyboard.

by aeamek July 06, 2006