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Douche Out 

The act of being really lame and leaving your best friends hanging for a really bad reason.
Dude, don't douche out on me.
Douche Out by Medianoche December 26, 2008

douche it out 

Wash it, usually with fresh water from the faucet.
If you get seawater in it, be sure to douche it out with fresh water before setting the parts out to dry.
douche it out by Craig Johnson January 27, 2004

douche it out 

Ever find yourself stuck in a moment when you wish you could cleanse yourself free from lifes filth?

Then take a moment to douche it out, meaning to start over again with a clean slate.
"I can't believe I just caught my parents having sex. I need to douche it out and forget it happened."
douche it out by jaminique June 14, 2014

Out of Body Douche Bag Experience 

Saying something out of character and so completely rude that you cannot believe it came out of your mouth.
After telling his friend that they shouldn't talk anymore, he was shocked and explained what happened, "I'm so sorry. I had an out of body douche bag experience."

douched out on the ice

Having slipped and fallen on a patch of ice.
Ron: Yo man, where ya been?
Craig: Sorry about that dude. I douched out on the ice on the way here.

douched out 

Any ground-based vehicle (such as a bicycle, motorcycle, car, truck, van, bus, train, etc.) that has crashed or is in the process of crashing.
Drake: See that twisted heap of metal over there?
Josh: Yeah!
Drake: That was a minivan that douched out a few days ago.
douched out by Telephony December 6, 2011