outdouched

1. used to describe a situation when one is bested by a doucher or multiple douchers in any number of environments

2. condition occurring, when despite ones best efforts, is gotten over upon by someone with ulterior motives

3. one can also outdouche ones opponent by succeeding despite their opponents best efforts

examples
1. I was going to leave work early but the boss outdouched me again.

2. I was totally going to get that girl's number but I was outdouched by some guy that probably has VD.

3. They were going to fire me but I outdouched them and got a promotion

by hwic December 27, 2007

OutTorched

When someone clearly doesnt know how to hit the bong and keeps the lighter for more than 10 secs on the bowl of the bong or pipe.......

avg stoner: Dude take a lot at that massive bong hit , that guy is milking the bong...
tru stoner: Man , he OutTorched the bowl, waste of weed.......

by cada4200 August 19, 2009

Outdouche

To surpass or exceed a douchebag in performance; to one-up a douchebag.

Douchebag: Damn, I've already spent over $500 on food and drinks the last 2 days in Chicago and we haven't even had dinner tonight yet.

Outdoucher: oh yea? Well, I outdouched you by spending $750 tonight on an amazing sushi dinner!!

by Duperpooper June 21, 2012

out-douched

When you think you have seen or met some guy who is the biggest douche you have ever met, his friend comes along who is WAY worse and you realize he has been

"out-douched" much in the way one is out-classed.

Example: Ted (wearing his favorite sparkly Afflicton shirt) stepped out of his mercedes (to valet and that he CLEARLY cannot afford) runs into his pal, Jonathan, who is wearing a similar shirt AND his Ed Hardy hat. Obviously Ted has been out-douched by Jonathan.

by nickynicnic November 30, 2010