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Hey Norm, don't forget to douche out that carafay before you start a new pot of coffee!
by Telephony July 17, 2014
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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A contest between two douches to discover which one is most douchey.
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon in the film Dogma performed a doucheout (Affleck won... Affleck always wins, except at life and acting).
by bunnymessiah June 29, 2009
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The act of being really lame and leaving your best friends hanging for a really bad reason.
Dude, don't douche out on me.
by Medianoche April 28, 2007
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