douchemouth

A real gutterfuck; stinkmouth scumbucket with stank breath. A blowhard assmouth that you just can't stand.

That radio DJ is a real douchemouth.

by Benson Tuckerstein April 27, 2006

Doucheout

A contest between two douches to discover which one is most douchey.

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon in the film Dogma performed a doucheout (Affleck won... Affleck always wins, except at life and acting).

by bunnymessiah July 1, 2009

DoucheTooth

DoucheTooth(noun)A phone accessory which generally goes in ones ear that lets everyone know you are a super important douche and way too busy for in-person human contact.

Jill: honey I have something really important to tell you. I ha..
Dave: (toggles Douchetooth and interrupts) Sorry babe I gotta take this.
Jill: your a f*ing douche

by Tombadill August 3, 2007

douchemous maximus

a person who fits the profile of a perfect douchebag. Someone, who often in public places, makes an ass out of themselves and the people associating with them. Derived from the term douche, which is a total ass clown, and maximus, a roman term meaning to a great degree. so Douchemous Maximus would be a complete and total douche.

Thomas - "You know that douche bag Dennis?" Tim - "Yeah that guy is a total douchemous maximus ." Thomas - "yeah he is..."

by thebigredT January 20, 2009

doucheoftheyear

someone who is nominated at the Douche Awards for Douche of the Year. This is a very prestigious honor. Throughout your life, people will say things like "Hey, there goes one huge douche", or "That guy has to be the biggest douche ive ever seen."

Im so happy im nominated for doucheoftheyear.

by LAWMAN November 18, 2004

Doucheworthy

A person or thing that is worthy of being a douche.

"I feel really bad for being such a doucheworthy friend."

by Cancelled Genius April 9, 2004

Douchecough

A sly way for you to call someone a douche while acting like you're coughing.

"You're such a douchecough"

by The Wall Flower July 22, 2009