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Dosey is a word to describe someone who is a bit slow in the head and who doesn't know whats going on in life. Dosey people are usually off with the butterflies. A close word to dosey would be "TAPPED" because dosey people always have some "tappedness in a jar" in them.

Imagine you saying something to you friend and them not responding to you. Now that is doseyness!!!
Thomas: Tonkin why are you so tapped today?
Tonkin: "doesn't reply"
Andrew: You're off with the dosey butterflies today Tonkin aren't you!
Tonkin: no u
Dosey by TaPpEd ToNkIn November 21, 2018
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dosey-dozing 

A fitful night's sleep where you toss and turn all night.
i had so much on my mind, i kept dosey-dozing all night.
dosey-dozing by rossmart January 11, 2008
See daft. Chiefly British.
"Bugger off, you dosey slag!"

"I left your jumper at my house, sorry for being so dosey!"
dosey by Lis April 24, 2005
a guy with a huge dick, fun as hell to be around and knows how to talk to women, The moment you start talking to him, you won't be able to stop
Go and talk to him, hes a Dosery

You do not want to miss a chance with a Dosery
Dosery by RandooX35 June 12, 2018
Hey look at Frank, that shirt hes wearing is so dosey.
Dosey by Cee September 19, 2005
Scientific minded individual who can immediately assess how much of a particular illicit drug one should take, based on weight and prior resistance built up.
Oh, hey...they got peyote! I've never done it before, so I better find a doseboy!
Doseboy by In_da_know July 1, 2017
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