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Dosey is a word to describe someone who is a bit slow in the head and who doesn't know whats going on in life. Dosey people are usually off with the butterflies. A close word to dosey would be "TAPPED" because dosey people always have some "tappedness in a jar" in them.

Imagine you saying something to you friend and them not responding to you. Now that is doseyness!!!
Thomas: Tonkin why are you so tapped today?
Tonkin: "doesn't reply"
Andrew: You're off with the dosey butterflies today Tonkin aren't you!
Tonkin: no u
Dosey by TaPpEd ToNkIn November 21, 2018
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when something is "sick" or "fresh," it is referred to as doseby.
"Whoa!" " Your car is fuckin' doseby!
doseby by hillfam3 December 15, 2010

low doser 

1. an individual who can only be taken in small doses or relatively short amounts of time

2. an individual who is likely to be any of the following and therefore does not find themselves spending excessive amounts of time with friends, family or co-workers: annoying, boring, irritating, aggravating, infuriating, etc.

3. may also be referred to as a Children's Tylenol™
1. I can't spend more than 5 minutes with that guy! He's a total low doser.

2. She is definitely a low doser, she's so negative, I can't stand being around her!
low doser by Mr. Spy August 16, 2007
the most beautiful girl and the loyal one and she always cares about you and she is always there for you ! ❤️ she always cares about everyone :)
Desery- cute , beautiful
Desery by :)❤️ November 24, 2018

Ninja Doser 

A ninja doser is a hippy that hangs from a tree by his legs, and extends downward in front of you when you walk under him/her and throws a tab of acid (lsd) into your mouth.
I went to a jungle and got drugged up by a "Ninja Doser". Now everything is melting
Ninja Doser by Rastadubb August 25, 2009
(n.) One who eats acid (doses) on a regular basis.
"Dude, that kid looks like he's wiggin' out.. Someone should talk him down."

"Nah, I've seen him a lot worse than that. He's a true doser, he'll pull through."

"Bro, you sure?"

"Yeah, man. I mean, give it a shot if you wanna, but I seriously doubt he'd understand anything you say, anyways, ya dig?"

"I feel ya, man. I'll just keep an eye on him."
Doser by Madd_Doser February 14, 2010