Dosey is a word to describe someone who is a bit slow in the head and who doesn't know whats going on in life. Dosey people are usually off with the butterflies. A close word to dosey would be "TAPPED" because dosey people always have some "tappedness in a jar" in them.
Imagine you saying something to you friend and them not responding to you. Now that is doseyness!!!
Thomas: Tonkin why are you so tappedtoday?
Tonkin: "doesn't reply"
Andrew: You're off with the dosey butterflies today Tonkin aren't you!
Tonkin: no u
1. an individual who can only be taken in small doses or relatively short amounts of time
2. an individual who is likely to be any of the following and therefore does not find themselves spending excessive amounts of time with friends, family or co-workers: annoying, boring, irritating, aggravating, infuriating, etc.
3. may also be referred to as a Children's Tylenol™
1. I can't spend more than 5 minutes with that guy! He's a total low doser.
2. She is definitely a low doser, she's so negative, I can't stand being around her!
A ninja doser is a hippy that hangs from a tree by his legs, and extends downward in front of you when you walk under him/her and throws a tab of acid (lsd) into your mouth.