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Dosey is a word to describe someone who is a bit slow in the head and who doesn't know whats going on in life. Dosey people are usually off with the butterflies. A close word to dosey would be "TAPPED" because dosey people always have some "tappedness in a jar" in them.

Imagine you saying something to you friend and them not responding to you. Now that is doseyness!!!
Thomas: Tonkin why are you so tapped today?
Tonkin: "doesn't reply"
Andrew: You're off with the dosey butterflies today Tonkin aren't you!
Tonkin: no u
Dosey by TaPpEd ToNkIn November 21, 2018
Words you can keep
See daft. Chiefly British.
"Bugger off, you dosey slag!"

"I left your jumper at my house, sorry for being so dosey!"
dosey by Lis April 24, 2005
Related Words
dosey dosey-dozing dose dopey deseya Doser Dosed doosey dorsey Dose One
Hey look at Frank, that shirt hes wearing is so dosey.
Dosey by Cee September 19, 2005

dosey-dozing 

A fitful night's sleep where you toss and turn all night.
i had so much on my mind, i kept dosey-dozing all night.
dosey-dozing by rossmart January 11, 2008

Paul Stamets dose

When you eat 20 dried grams of psilocybin mushrooms
Chase: what are your plans for the weekend?

Zach: just got a new batch of shrooms. Might take a Paul Stamets dose and get real weird.

doseface 

Irish slang for someone who looks like they are, or will likely be a 'dose', i.e. a pain in the hole; shite craic; obnoxious.
Your wan with the selfiestick had a right doseface on her.
doseface by doseface February 1, 2019

Small Doses 

When you like someone or something to a point, but after a little while it starts to get on your nerves and continued exposure makes you feel like biting a steel rod in two.
Lady GaGa is a guilty pleasure of mine, but I can only take her in small doses.
Small Doses by SirJigglesAlot November 13, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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