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Dosey is a word to describe someone who is a bit slow in the head and who doesn't know whats going on in life. Dosey people are usually off with the butterflies. A close word to dosey would be "TAPPED" because dosey people always have some "tappedness in a jar" in them.

Imagine you saying something to you friend and them not responding to you. Now that is doseyness!!!
Thomas: Tonkin why are you so tapped today?
Tonkin: "doesn't reply"
Andrew: You're off with the dosey butterflies today Tonkin aren't you!
Tonkin: no u
Dosey by TaPpEd ToNkIn November 21, 2018
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"Bugger off, you dosey slag!"

"I left your jumper at my house, sorry for being so dosey!"
dosey by Lis April 24, 2005
Related Words
dosey dosey-dozing dose dopey deseya Doser Dosed doosey dorsey Dose One
Hey look at Frank, that shirt hes wearing is so dosey.
Dosey by Cee September 19, 2005

dosey-dozing 

A fitful night's sleep where you toss and turn all night.
i had so much on my mind, i kept dosey-dozing all night.
dosey-dozing by rossmart January 11, 2008

Paul Stamets dose

When you eat 20 dried grams of psilocybin mushrooms
Chase: what are your plans for the weekend?

Zach: just got a new batch of shrooms. Might take a Paul Stamets dose and get real weird.

doseface 

Irish slang for someone who looks like they are, or will likely be a 'dose', i.e. a pain in the hole; shite craic; obnoxious.
Your wan with the selfiestick had a right doseface on her.
doseface by doseface February 1, 2019

Small Doses 

When you like someone or something to a point, but after a little while it starts to get on your nerves and continued exposure makes you feel like biting a steel rod in two.
Lady GaGa is a guilty pleasure of mine, but I can only take her in small doses.
Small Doses by SirJigglesAlot November 13, 2011