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Dirted
Dirted by Yung Fiji Fre$h August 15, 2021
Lipsed it, sharted & darted
On a Night out, The process following a hesitant attempt to get a potential partner back to your house or hotel room to engage in a meaningless form of intimacy. After the initial Kiss or Contact with the third party, the feeling of insecurity, self doubt & seemingly low self esteem kicks in instilling panic resulting in a prompt departure from the situation.
Lipsed it, sharted & darted by Hashtagfatlad July 31, 2017
Dorte
Dorte by DorteTookMyBottle March 9, 2020
Dirted
To disregard, discredit, or disrespect.
Throwing dirt on someones name.
*Though used in Canada, it is not only Western Canadian slang. It is used commonly in the US ranging widely from NY to California since the late 70's (if not before that).
It is also a popular word in the U.K.
Throwing dirt on someones name.
*Though used in Canada, it is not only Western Canadian slang. It is used commonly in the US ranging widely from NY to California since the late 70's (if not before that).
It is also a popular word in the U.K.
Me: What happened to your eye?
John: Mikey and I got into a fight over Cecilia and he snuffed me in the face.
Me: Wait, what? Cecilia that girl you've been dating?
John: Yep.
Me: Wow and he was supposed to be your homeboy too... Damn you were dirted hardcore.
John: I know he shitted on me, but paybacks a bitch.
John: Mikey and I got into a fight over Cecilia and he snuffed me in the face.
Me: Wait, what? Cecilia that girl you've been dating?
John: Yep.
Me: Wow and he was supposed to be your homeboy too... Damn you were dirted hardcore.
John: I know he shitted on me, but paybacks a bitch.
Dirted by Crystella Marie April 22, 2009
Dotted Curry Pussy
A 50+ year old indian woman’s pussy. Usually smells like curry and has curry stored in it. When legs open curry pours out. Also mostly extremely hairy.
Jimmy: Hey Ranjit your mom has a dotted curry pussy my eyes still sting from the curry powder
Ranjit: fuck you your mom gay
Ranjit: fuck you your mom gay
Dotted Curry Pussy by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"