dorosplaining

Mansplaining with a hint of yapping

Stop dorosplaining what Rick And Morty is, I've seen it!

by CrazyOSquirrel December 4, 2023

Dogsplaining

1) The different barks, tail wags and motions a dog uses to get the attention of their owner for food, to go to the bathroom, to go for a walk or to play.

2) The rhetorical questions people ask their dogs using baby talk as they care for them. Of course the dog can't answer, but the talk pleases their owners.

canine, canine crazy, pets , pet parents, dog, puppy, bark, animal, man's best friend, four-legged friend

My golden retriever ran into my room with his leash, he was dogsplaining that he had to poop.

by joecoolthefool June 18, 2016

Donsplaining

Using false facts to win an argument using inconherable noises and hand motions.

Shut up John, quit donsplaining!

by Thisreallybeabruhmoment September 9, 2019

Downsplaining

The universal term for “mansplaining”. It can be applied to anyone who is condescendingly explaining something to someone e.g. whitewashing, middle class ignoring lower class, Heteronormativity.

Alex was caught downsplaining; he told a mechanical engineering graduate about the manufacturing process in Toyota.

by Lavynia December 18, 2017

Dogsplaining

1) The different barks, tail wags and motions a dog uses to get the attention of their owner for food, to go to the bathroom, to go for a walk or to play.

2) The rhetorical questions people ask their dogs using baby talk as they care for them. Of course the dog can't answer, but the talk pleases their owners.

canine, canine crazy, pets , pet parents, dog, puppy, bark, animal, man's best friend, four-legged friend

My golden retriever ran into my room with his leash, he was dogsplaining that he had to poop.

by joecoolthefool June 18, 2016

doomsplaining

When crazy characters in horror movies appear to give exposition, or warn soon-to-be victims of their impending doom!

Walt Gourney appeared in two FRIDAY THE 13TH' entries as "Crazy" Ralph, doomsplaining his way through diners and campsites before riding away on his bicycle.

by Rod McCain May 22, 2016

Derbsplaining

Derb back peddling on a bad call

Shouldn't beerpearance be abeerance?

"Like nah dude, beer should lead off"
- the classic derbsplaining

by Spaghetti Revere August 12, 2022