dorkologist
dorkologist by Pook September 20, 2005
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durfologist
Someone who lacks intelligence and/ or just looks straight up retarded. Some would say they have a PHD in being durfee. Usually spotted in hope valley, Rhode Island
durfologist by Big dick bandit October 8, 2013
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Dickologist
Someone who studies and specializes in the male organ.
A doctor that checks up on the testicles and has to look at someone's dick for eg diseases (STD's), or misshapes.
A plastic surgeon that specializes in operations to the male organ.
A doctor that checks up on the testicles and has to look at someone's dick for eg diseases (STD's), or misshapes.
A plastic surgeon that specializes in operations to the male organ.
"Man, I had sex with this woman, and now I start to have a rash on my penis."
"Visit the Dickologist".
"My penis is too small; I can't pleasure my wife"
"I heard the dickologist at 49th street can lengthen it with a small surgery".
"Visit the Dickologist".
"My penis is too small; I can't pleasure my wife"
"I heard the dickologist at 49th street can lengthen it with a small surgery".
Dickologist by Fukaface! December 16, 2010
Dankologist
A person in an imaginary field of study pertaining to marijuana. If someone is knowledable about marijuana, or Dankology, that person would be a Dankologist.
Dankologist by The Consummate Gentleman September 16, 2009
donkologist
Courtney: See, I DO have a donk!
Rachel: Really? Your butt's not that big...
Courtney: My donkologist certified it and said, "Its not how big the booty is, it's what you do with it."
Bekah: DAYYYUMMM SHE GOT A DONK!
Rachel: Really? Your butt's not that big...
Courtney: My donkologist certified it and said, "Its not how big the booty is, it's what you do with it."
Bekah: DAYYYUMMM SHE GOT A DONK!
donkologist by doctordonk February 16, 2010
dickologist
One who knows and understands the dick and is able to treat the dick EXACTLY as it desires to be treated.
One who gives good/great/amazing head.
The mistress of blowjobs!
One who gives good/great/amazing head.
The mistress of blowjobs!
dickologist by n2funsd February 3, 2010
Darkpologist
Someone that thinks you can say anything as long as you label it as dark humor. They then gaslight you by saying you take it too seriously.
Dark humor is a joke, so it needs to have some sort of punchline. However a Darkpologist would say something racist, sexist, or some other horrible event, and say "It's just dark humor snowflake."
Darkpologist by Orangesauce July 15, 2020
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