Darkpologist 

Someone that thinks you can say anything as long as you label it as dark humor. They then gaslight you by saying you take it too seriously.

Dark humor is a joke, so it needs to have some sort of punchline. However a Darkpologist would say something racist, sexist, or some other horrible event, and say "It's just dark humor snowflake."

Darkpologist by Orangesauce July 15, 2020

Dankologist 

A person in an imaginary field of study pertaining to marijuana. If someone is knowledable about marijuana, or Dankology, that person would be a Dankologist.

Your friend gets the best bud, he is a dankologist.

Dankologist by The Consummate Gentleman September 16, 2009

Dankologist 

A memer who studies dank memes or has dankledge of a particular kind of quality.

I am a Dankologist m8

Dankologist by Meme Creator July 12, 2017

dorkologist 

A person who studies dorkology, which happens to be the study of a whales penis.

Alyssa: Ur such a dork!

Stu: Ya, well....Ur a dorkologist.

dorkologist by Pook September 20, 2005

Darkeologist

A girl who seems to only go out with black guys, not because they have massive cocks, but because she finds them so "interesting"

Greg: FUCK Darma!! What does DeMichael have that I don't! A huge dick?

Darma: It's not about his dick Greg. He has an openness and an innate depth that you will never have...

Greg: He comes from Queens and he's a god-damn binman Darma! You're such a god-damn darkeologist!

Darkeologist by Encyclopaedia July 19, 2010

derpologist

noun.

Plural noun - Derpologists

1. A person who practices Derpology.

A Derpologist can be self-appointed or honorarily recognized as a professional after dealing with innumerable dense-vapid fucktards. A Derpologists' talents are measured by their ability to avoid derps entirely. Although seemingly impossible, even a strict limitation on derp-like activity is regarded as a near God-like ability.

Three more weeks at this customer service gig and I'll qualify as a Derpologist.

derpologist by 0fash0 October 5, 2017