PHD

Commonly used to refer to a Physician’s Degree or a Perfect Hair Day. In recent pop culture, PHD can also refer to a “Pretty Huge Dick.”

Candace: I finally got my PHD!
Lawrence: Oh, good! There’s not a day that goes by when I don’t appreciate my PHD!
Candace: Dad, I’m not talking about a degree.
Lawrence: Neither was I!

by kindagroovin March 5, 2020

PHD

Doctor of Philosophy and the highest educational degree. Typically confirmed upon those with the greatest of intellect, who, strangely enough, possess a vast reservoir of complex knowledge most suitable for the classrooms of higher education, but for reasons unknown, when placed into the real world, typically need a third hand to find their own ass.

Peter: Wow! Professor Johnson sure was amazing in class today, wasn’t he?
Mike: Well, he does have a PHD you know.
Peter: Gosh – that explains it!

Peter: Hey – who’s that jackass that works in the mail room?
Mike: That’s Bill Johnson. He has a PHD
Peter: Well – that explains it!

by Peter L D June 5, 2009

PHD

Phd is a doctorate that causes PHD:Permeated Head Dmg. Dont ever learn to be a doctor

Bob:Ashton, u taking a pHD?!
Ashton:Nah, i dont want to get PHD

by Yang rui shu gfkl March 25, 2021

PHD

acronim for pretty huge dick

Jay: I have a PHD

Nick: What could a moron like you have a PHD in?
Jay:In your mom

by Gentleneal September 25, 2012

PHD

P- pretty

H- hard
D- dick

" mom I've got a PHD"
"really in what"
"my pants"

by frenchfryguy November 8, 2018

PHD

1. Doctor of Philosophy.
2. Pretty Huge Dick.
3. Pubic Hair Distribution.

eg 1: John has a PhD in Computer Science.
eg 2: John has a PHD (Pretty Hude Dick).
eg 3: John's PHD (Pubic Hair Distribution) is a LOT!

by Rachel Green December 28, 2005

PHD

Pretty Hard Dick

“Hey girl, you like guys with PhDs?”

“Yeah, they probably get a lot of girls,”

“You know it,” ;-)

by AXIME October 3, 2019