Commonly used to refer to a Physician’s Degree or a Perfect Hair Day. In recent pop culture, PHD can also refer to a “Pretty Huge Dick.”
Candace: I finally got my PHD!
Lawrence: Oh, good! There’s not a day that goes by when I don’t appreciate my PHD!
Candace: Dad, I’m not talking about a degree.
Lawrence: Neither was I!
Lawrence: Oh, good! There’s not a day that goes by when I don’t appreciate my PHD!
Candace: Dad, I’m not talking about a degree.
Lawrence: Neither was I!
by kindagroovin March 06, 2020
Doctor of Philosophy and the highest educational degree. Typically confirmed upon those with the greatest of intellect, who, strangely enough, possess a vast reservoir of complex knowledge most suitable for the classrooms of higher education, but for reasons unknown, when placed into the real world, typically need a third hand to find their own ass.
Peter: Wow! Professor Johnson sure was amazing in class today, wasn’t he?
Mike: Well, he does have a PHD you know.
Peter: Gosh – that explains it!
Peter: Hey – who’s that jackass that works in the mail room?
Mike: That’s Bill Johnson. He has a PHD
Peter: Well – that explains it!
Mike: Well, he does have a PHD you know.
Peter: Gosh – that explains it!
Peter: Hey – who’s that jackass that works in the mail room?
Mike: That’s Bill Johnson. He has a PHD
Peter: Well – that explains it!
by Peter L D June 05, 2009
by Yang rui shu gfkl March 26, 2021
by Gentleneal April 25, 2012
by frenchfryguy November 08, 2018
eg 1: John has a PhD in Computer Science.
eg 2: John has a PHD (Pretty Hude Dick).
eg 3: John's PHD (Pubic Hair Distribution) is a LOT!
eg 2: John has a PHD (Pretty Hude Dick).
eg 3: John's PHD (Pubic Hair Distribution) is a LOT!
by Rachel Green November 13, 2005
by AXIME October 04, 2019