durfologist
Someone who lacks intelligence and/ or just looks straight up retarded. Some would say they have a PHD in being durfee. Usually spotted in hope valley, Rhode Island
durfologist by Big dick bandit October 8, 2013
dorkologist
dorkologist by Pook September 20, 2005
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Dumpologist
The equivalent of a Medical Doctor degree in the viewing, evaluating and diagnosing fecal matter found (dump) in a toilet or porta-potty. The Dumpologist can generally determine can generally determine whether said dump is from an adult or child. They can tell whether a dump was deposited from a basketball player who had been picking his ass in a game or practice. The Dumpologist is a highly respected member of the community and is often question as to whether or not a bathroom or porta-potty is safe to enter and what amenities it might have.
Hey Larry don’t don't use that porta-potty near the first base line some dude emptied his entire intestines in there.
Dumpologist: Larry in my opinion that young lad picking his ass at the foul line will be taking a dump in the gym bathroom during the next time out.
Larry: Mr. Dumpologist, I just went to the bathroom and you were right there was a pediatric turd left in the only toilet in the gym. Wow you are a genius! How long did it take you to become a Dumpologist?
Dumpologist: It has been a lifelong obsession to do good in the community and mankind, just ask my wife how many times I have saved her life....
Dumpologist: Larry in my opinion that young lad picking his ass at the foul line will be taking a dump in the gym bathroom during the next time out.
Larry: Mr. Dumpologist, I just went to the bathroom and you were right there was a pediatric turd left in the only toilet in the gym. Wow you are a genius! How long did it take you to become a Dumpologist?
Dumpologist: It has been a lifelong obsession to do good in the community and mankind, just ask my wife how many times I have saved her life....
Dumpologist by Larrybos September 30, 2011
derpologist
noun.
Plural noun - Derpologists
1. A person who practices Derpology.
A Derpologist can be self-appointed or honorarily recognized as a professional after dealing with innumerable dense-vapid fucktards. A Derpologists' talents are measured by their ability to avoid derps entirely. Although seemingly impossible, even a strict limitation on derp-like activity is regarded as a near God-like ability.
Plural noun - Derpologists
1. A person who practices Derpology.
A Derpologist can be self-appointed or honorarily recognized as a professional after dealing with innumerable dense-vapid fucktards. A Derpologists' talents are measured by their ability to avoid derps entirely. Although seemingly impossible, even a strict limitation on derp-like activity is regarded as a near God-like ability.
derpologist by 0fash0 October 5, 2017
dualologist
dualologist by New Borne February 26, 2018
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