derpologist

noun.

Plural noun - Derpologists

1. A person who practices Derpology.

A Derpologist can be self-appointed or honorarily recognized as a professional after dealing with innumerable dense-vapid fucktards. A Derpologists' talents are measured by their ability to avoid derps entirely. Although seemingly impossible, even a strict limitation on derp-like activity is regarded as a near God-like ability.

Three more weeks at this customer service gig and I'll qualify as a Derpologist.

derpologist by 0fash0 October 5, 2017

durfologist

Someone who lacks intelligence and/ or just looks straight up retarded. Some would say they have a PHD in being durfee. Usually spotted in hope valley, Rhode Island

Look at that faggot ass durfologist, does he realize how retarded he looks?

durfologist by Big dick bandit October 8, 2013

deppologist 

A well-versed Johnny Depp fan that knows his/her shit on the matter.
Has seen more than just Pirates of the Caribbean and can quote deppisms off the top of his/her head.
Knows the truth behind all of the rumors about the man and can play six degrees of Johnny Depp like nobody's business.

My friend the deppologist told me more than I needed to know about Johnny's life history

deppologist by Josi April 5, 2004

Darkpologist 

Someone that thinks you can say anything as long as you label it as dark humor. They then gaslight you by saying you take it too seriously.

Dark humor is a joke, so it needs to have some sort of punchline. However a Darkpologist would say something racist, sexist, or some other horrible event, and say "It's just dark humor snowflake."

Darkpologist by Orangesauce July 15, 2020

Derpotologist 

An individual who studies all things derp. i.e all things retarded and otherwise belligerently stupid.

Billy is a derpotologist

Derpotologist by Goat Herder 33 February 9, 2012

derpatologist 

1) An alternative for hurpatologist.
2) A professional idiot.
3) A person who studies things that have no value or teaches them.
4) A social justice warrior.

Man that Lacy Green is such a derpatologist!

derpatologist by Hatemail.com April 17, 2017

dorkologist 

A person who studies dorkology, which happens to be the study of a whales penis.

Alyssa: Ur such a dork!

Stu: Ya, well....Ur a dorkologist.

dorkologist by Pook September 20, 2005