A well-versed Johnny Depp fan that knows his/her shit on the matter.
Has seen more than just Pirates of the Caribbean and can quote deppisms off the top of his/her head.
Knows the truth behind all of the rumors about the man and can play six degrees of Johnny Depp like nobody's business.
My friend the deppologist told me more than I needed to know about Johnny's life history
A woman who is skilled in the art of Fellatio and or Cunnilingus. A female professional dick sucker or pussy eater. Also see: Dometology, Domologist and Domology.
I needed some good head, so I went to see my Dometologist. Shes a professional dick sucker.
A professional donger and or handler of the dong. A dongologist is someone who can help with any dong needs people may have and can give medicine and help for the issues. A requirement is a signed approval by Imaqtpie the first dongologist and the leader of the dongs.