A well-versed Johnny Depp fan that knows his/her shit on the matter.
Has seen more than just Pirates of the Caribbean and can quote deppisms off the top of his/her head.
Knows the truth behind all of the rumors about the man and can play six degrees of Johnny Depp like nobody's business.
A woman who is skilled in the art of Fellatio and or Cunnilingus. A female professionaldick sucker or pussy eater. Also see: Dometology, Domologist and Domology.
A professional donger and or handler of the dong. A dongologist is someone who can help with any dong needs people may have and can give medicine and help for the issues. A requirement is a signed approval by Imaqtpie the first dongologist and the leader of the dongs.