A craft bartender who, in their pursuit for mixology excellence, has abandoned greatness in guest service in exchange for self-promotion and autofellatio.
"I used to go to Hickory & Holly but the last time I went, the bartender was a total dixologist."
A professionaldonger and or handler of the dong. A dongologist is someone who can help with any dong needs people may have and can give medicine and help for the issues. A requirement is a signed approval by Imaqtpie the first dongologist and the leader of the dongs.