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dorfts

A incredibly wrong way of explaining or referring to anyone with dwarfism. Especially the ones with the bowlegs or hands that are to big for their body, slightly oversized heads as well.
Hey man, look at those dorfts”
by Luke bird February 5, 2021
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dorfus actuator

(Noun): A technical name that can be applied to any instrument or device in which the correct name and function is not known.
Wife: "Honey, what is wrong with the car; why won't it start?"

Husband: "It looks like we're going to need to get a new dorfus actuator"
by It's over your head April 22, 2009
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dorfish

You are such a dorfish.

Let's go to the dorfish.
by jerry the giraffe January 11, 2008
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Dorfs

One of the many, much disputed plurals of the word 'Dwarf'.
Most commonly used by Dwarf Fortress players.
Jack: Aw man, all my dorfs died!
Billy: Actually , it's dwarves.
Sally: Pretty sure it's dwarfs.
by paiopapa November 2, 2017
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dorts

man, those cool ranch dorts left nacho cheese jizz on my fingers
by zelda butterface April 24, 2009
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Dorfaswee

Stop talking shit about James! He's my dorfaswee!
by Desmond January 23, 2004
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dorfus

A dorfus is any human who displays traits of any of the following classifications: nerd, dork, geek, digerati, technorati, hacker, uber geek, etc. Many believe that the dorfi (pl. dorfus) are the next stage of human evolution, the arrival of which has been hastened by our societies ever growing dependence upon the technologies which are understood by this elite group, but which somehow escapes the lower technical understanding of the average homosapien. In fact, much as the homosapien's ability to utilize and invent basic tools placed them above the neanderthal, so does the dorfi's understanding and adaptability to modern technological advances place them above the average homosapien in the modern Information Age.
Our computer guy at work is a total dorfi.
by Bonk February 2, 2005
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