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1) dick shorts...2)swimming shorts that mold to your dick when you get out of a pool, lake, etc...
"I really don't want to get in the pool with all these people around. I think these shorts are dorts.
by BrianJ. September 06, 2008
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to have a male fart out of his penis. It is a verb, "to dort"
John was having oral sex with Kim when he dorted in her face.
by Paul rocks SJU November 03, 2004
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Dirt shorts. Shorts made out of dirt.
I just made myself some dorts in the forest.
by bacon99 July 31, 2017
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The purest form of dirt. Filthy in the best and/or worst way.
Fayn 1: You see those see Jordan 11's?
Fayn 2: Hell ya, they're pure "dort".

Fayn 1: Fucking lag bro this WIFI is garbage.
Fayn 2: "Dort".
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