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man, those cool ranch dorts left nacho cheese jizz on my fingers
by zelda butterface April 24, 2009
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to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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to have a male fart out of his penis. It is a verb, "to dort"
John was having oral sex with Kim when he dorted in her face.
by Paul rocks SJU November 03, 2004
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Elderly prostitute/whore. Talks only about sex, penis pictures, boobs
Fucking Dort
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The purest form of dirt. Filthy in the best and/or worst way.
Fayn 1: You see those see Jordan 11's?
Fayn 2: Hell ya, they're pure "dort".

Fayn 1: Fucking lag bro this WIFI is garbage.
Fayn 2: "Dort".
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